I love Poland enough to complain about it properly.
For years I approached traditional Polish menus with the caution of a person reviewing a contract translated through three departments. There are excellent things, certainly. There are also moments when sour cream appears with the confidence of an occupying power.
Then I found bigos.
A secure operational base
Bigos made sense. Cabbage, meat, time, smoke, sourness, depth. It was not pretending to be light. It did not arrive decorated with a leaf and an apology. Every regional version I researched seemed to remain within an acceptable risk envelope.
I developed trust.
Then one day the plate arrived and the first smell was marjoram.
This was not a culinary variation. This was a governance failure.
Change control exists for a reason
I have nothing against marjoram in the abstract. It has a home. It has people who love it. It can live a full and meaningful life without entering every traditional dish in Central Europe.
The problem is not the herb. The problem is silent scope expansion. Someone decided that the recipe needed improvement and failed to consult the affected stakeholder.
There should have been:
- a change request;
- a risk assessment;
- a clearly labelled pilot portion;
- an opt-out mechanism;
- and, ideally, adult supervision.
Trust is hard to rebuild
I still order bigos. I am not unreasonable. But now I ask questions. The relationship has changed. Somewhere, a chef has created administrative burden for everyone.
There are Italian restaurants nearby. I only hope nobody replaces oregano with marjoram to improve local alignment.

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